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There is nothing wrong with you just as there is nothing wrong with a first,...– Michelle Akin, A Little Big Idea Daily (via blunttongues)
I'm in love with New York City
I’m in love with New York City. I’m in love with fall, and what it means to wake up and have all of the trees outside your window be bright with yellows and oranges. Almost as if they all got together while you slept to plan a surprise party for you. Because they know how much you love autumn colors. I’m in love with New York City. I’m in love with that first winter snow, before you start to...
J Hobart B: Tuscarora's Final Picnic →
jhobartb: (Photo by Keith Huang. Not pictured: Alex “King of the Jungle” Farlow) Tuscarora Fire Company Picnic, the PIT house team I’ve been part of since 2010, has its final show tonight. I’ve been performing on teams at the PIT for six years total, and I’ve been extremely lucky. My first was … TFCP is hands down one of my favorite teams. I still remember a monoscene show they did...
Why I love The PIT
“Welcome to the stage, a very lovely young lady, you can see her perform every Thursday night with the musical house team Harvey, Shaina Stigler!” I run up the the stage of the underground theatre at the PIT, my home for the past year, feeling like the luckiest girl in the world. Lucas Hazlett, the host of the basement jam, a house team member and all around incredible improviser and person, has...
fedex.com login: xxxxxx (withheld) password: xxxxxx (withheld) password:...– Shaina - explaining the in’s and out’s of using the company FedEx account… (via sh1tshainasays)
What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer. I wait impatiently...– Kathleen Kelly (via rachellgmh)
Sean Stigler > Michael Phelps
Sean: I did 10 laps in the pool the other day and I almost died
Shaina: What stroke
Sean: The "frog"
Eitan: COME WITH ME AND BRIAN TO SEE THE DARK KNIGHT AT 4pm IN LINCOLN SQUARE
Shaina: I can't I'm going to the beach,
Eitan: Isn't it raining?
Shaina: I'm going to Jersey where it never rains.
Eitan: Yes. Droughts were a major part of my childhood. We had to ship water in from connecticut.
Shaina: I bet that was hard for you, being jewish and all.
Eitan: Yes, as everyone knows, Jews need more water than most other people so living in a state where is hasnt rained since the late 20s, it was very rough.
#Specfacts about Jason Specland
Eitan: I heard he one time ate 2 pizza pies in one sitting!! #Specfacts
Eitan: I heard he used to be on the Florida Marlins #Specfacts
Shaina: Jason Specland is the only living soul that can recite the alphabet #specfacts
Eitan: Jason Specland holds the current world record in the spooky river level of Mario Cart #Specfacts
Shaina: Jason Specland remembers what it felt like being born. #specfacts
Eitan: Jason Specland knows over 30 home remedies for the common cold #Specfacts
Shaina: Jason Specland has never sneezed #specfacts
Eitan: Jason Specland collects keys that he finds on the floor in the hope that he one day will find the locks that they go to #specfacts
Shaina: Jason Specland doesn't know how to drive a car, but can fly anything with wings. Including birds. #specfacts
Eitan: Jason Specland one time made Louis CK laugh in line at McDonalds when he said "Soo much for FAST food..." #Specfacts
Shaina: Jason Specland has never given up hope. #specfacts
Eitan: Jason Specland gave his wife his email and facebook passwords because he has nothing to hide #specfacts
Shaina: Jason Specland has one tattoo, it's a butterfly holding a chainsaw. It's meant to be ironic. #specrfacts
Eitan: Jason Specland made the lyrics to the song "What Would You do?" after he ran into a stripper he was dating in Junior Highschool #Specfacts
Shaina: Jason Specland has never killed a spider #specfacts
Eitan: Jason Specland can drink and drive safely but chooses not to because he wants to be a good role model #Specfacts
Shaina: Jason Specland gives the softest hugs #Specfacts
Eitan: Jason Specland knows most math #specfacts
Jen Kirkman - comedian: My 73 Year Old Dad On Why... →
catmansmuckers: My 73 Year Old Dad On Why Women ARE FUNNY I was emailing with my dad last night and telling him about Adam Carolla’s comments that “dudes are funnier than chicks,” “they make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff.” My dad is in his seventies, was raised in the working class town of Lawrence, Massachusetts in the 30’s, 40’s...
How to speak like an Italian
My very Italian hairdresser sends all of his clients an email whenever he goes out of town. I read through this one today and realized that he writes in his accent. Pretty amazing. Read this out loud to sound like a real life Italian. hello ciao a tutti i m going to japan from june 17 to july 1 ! yes my wife got the green card and we want see family and eat a good food ! i’m sorry...
This is my friend Alyssa doing her Britney Spears impression. So good.
Night Circus →
I’ve been reading Night Circus and have been feeling a lot the primary colors lately.